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MSHTTP Error - 770 Brain not found
No error occurred, but we detected that you have Netscape Navigator on your computer. It is just wasting hard drive space and it must be confusing having two different browsers that work differently, so you might want to take this opportunity to uninstall Netscape Navigator now.
The Java applet you attempted to run is written in platform independent Java. Microsoft Internet Explorer can not run this type of java. Contact the server's administrator and have them re-write the applet to run only in Internet Explorer.
The page you attempted to access contained information that Microsoft has deemed inappropriate. Because the server is running MS IIS, the page has been deleted automatically. The police have been notified and will arrest the server's administrator shortly.
MSHTTP Error 666 - BiLl GaTeZ RuLeZ!
The page you are attempting to access requires a valid user ID, password, approval from your boss, your bosses boss, your mother, a copy of your drivers license, a copy of your birth certificate, approval from Bill Gates, and approval from the weird guy at your local hardware store.
Microsoft Internet Explorer has automatically scanned the installed components on your hard drive and has determined that you have not paid for the following Microsoft products: Microsoft Windows 98, Microsoft Flight Simulator, Microsoft Visual Studio 6, and Microsoft Office Professional. You have automatically been sentenced to 6 years in prison. You will be apprehended shortly. Have a nice day!
Virus detection error
Microsoft Internet Explorer has detected a personality conflict between the Office Assistant and Microsoft BOB. Please use active update to update to the latest version of EGO32.DLL.
The MS IIS server you are trying to access is currently rebooting. This is normal behavior. Please stand by.
Corrupt system error
MSHTTP Error ID10T
There is a newer version of Microsoft Internet Explorer available. You must download all 165 megs of it over your 14.4 modem now.
The page you attempted to access contains advertising for a product that is in competition with Microsoft. Since Microsoft makes the best products in the universe there is no point displaying this page. You might instead want to visit www.microsoft.com and download some of our free products and demos.
MSHTTP Error 123: Does your mother know you are looking at pages
MSHTTP Error 1984: The site you attempted to access: www.netscape.com
does not exist.
The content of this page can not be displayed
MSHTTP Error 007
MSHTTP Error 1900
You attempted to uninstall Internet Explorer. You may not do that. As punishment for this treachery, Internet Explorer will be restored and additional unwanted components will be added.
The font: BillsFavoriteFont.TTF could not be found. Re-install Windows and Internet Explorer and all of your other applications to fix this problem.
Out of disk space
MSHTTP Error: eokd 4u44k kfm 238 xj
The page data could not be found in the cache. Would you like to use your credit card instead?
Warning: Microsoft Internet Explorer is no longer registered as the default browser. Because Internet Explorer is part of the operating system, Windows may not work properly. Do you want to restore Internet Explorer as your default web browser? [Yes] [Yes].
A general payment fault has occurred in Microsoft Windows. Please give Microsoft more money if this problem continues.
MSIE shell error
There was an error displaying the HTML error message.
The web page you requested was accidentally shredded during transfer. Please try back later.
A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. IEXPLORE.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Error messages #10324-4294967296 have been reserved for future error messages from future bugs. Not that we need them because all Microsoft products are bug fre23l@ 2@1 1^& 2An exception 0E has occurred...
Your home page could not be opened because there is nobody at home.
I think... therefore... I AM!!
The server is up but the site is down and I don't know what direction you are trying to go...
This web page intentionally left blank.
File access error
OLE registration error
Browser not responding - Im not listening!
Too many Internet Explorer windows are open.
HTML rendering error
Active Update complete